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ARCHIVED MESSAGES - 2013
Brocedes
4:07am January 9th 2013
Lewis: are you able to check over the mission files again?
Nico: lew ive done it three times already
Nico: unless you've found a startling new piece of evidence you aren't going to find anything new in there
Lewis: a yes or no would have sufficed
Lewis: any updates from seb?
Nico: i would ask seb yourself
Nico: im not your fucking secretary lewis
Lewis: i know i know
Lewis: shit im so sorry nico
Nico: its fine
Lewis: okay
Lewis: i just wanted one more look before tomorrow
Lewis: everyone thinks that im giving up on him
Lewis: but we cant be stuck in the same place waiting for a ghost to come home
Nico: i can see why you and seb have been fighting so much
Lewis: im not saying accept michaels death, im saying we need to move forward despite it
Nico: that sounds a lot like giving up to someone like seb
Lewis: he's just going to have to deal with it then
Nico: lew…
Lewis: im trying my best here nico
Nico: i know
Nico: im here for whatever you need
Lewis: i know
Nico: love you <3
Lewis: love you too
New Groupchat, Multiple Numbers Added
8:02am January 10th 2013 Jos Verstappen removed Michael Schumacher and Mick Doohan from the chat and added Max Verstappen
Seb: how fucking dare you
Jos: the service is this afternoon, it was time
Seb: service? what service?
Lewis: seb
Seb: i dont want to hear from you lewis, did you tell jos to do this?
Lewis: i didn't
Seb: i dont believe you
Seb: i dont believe you fuckers who want us to forget about michael
Seb: he is our leader
Jos: was
Jos: he's dead seb
Seb: we never found a body
Seb: show me a body and ill believe he's gone
Lewis: seb please
Seb: SHOW ME A FUCKING BODY LEWIS
Jos: Sebastian, insubordination will not be tolerated. With Michael's absence i am the new leader of the Grid, i am in charge of how we move forward and i will not stand for someone trying to hold us back.
Seb: oh yeah you'd like us to forget about michael wouldnt you? keep all that power right in your fucking lap
Jos: Vettel, im warning you
Seb: i have no respect for you
Mark: all of us are proccessing jos, give us time to grieve
Jos: You had months
Seb: BARELY.
Jenson: just everyone calm down yeah? marks right
Jos: fine, we will continue this discussion at a later date
Jos: for now we need new bodies to replace the ones we've lost, my son max is capable of taking on the responsibilities that are needed of a grid member
Nico: your son? the son thats fucking fourteen?
Jos: watch yourself rosberg
Jos: max is capable, age is not a factor
Nico: not a factor my ass
Jos: Rosberg.
Lewis: nico, im sure the kid will be fine if we look after him
Jos: exactly. say hello Max.
Max: hello.
Jenson: holy hell theres two of them
Jos: max will be on a team with vettel and rosberg
Nico: no
Nico: i am not fucking babysitting when there is real work to be done
Nico: lewis and i work best together, stick us together and we can get back to a semblance of normalcy
Jos: you dont get to make these decisions rosberg, you will be with max and sebastian
Lewis: jos it would be best for the grid,
Jos: i decide that, and i say that it needs to be a team of three
Lewis: if we found someone to replace nico?
Jos: i suggest you stop trying to undermine me just to get a date with rosberg
Lewis: nico and i dont let out personal lives affect our work
Jos: i get to decide that.
Jos: no more questions, we have a funeral service to prepare for
Sewis
9:09pm January 10th 2013
Lewis: I'm sorry you couldn't make it Seb
Seb: i have nothing to say to you
Lewis: seb
Seb: i dont appreciate you taking jos' side either
Lewis: i didnt think i was
Seb: well you weren't taking mine
Lewis: seb thats juvinile, just because i wasnt openly defying him as much as you doesnt mean i was sitting in the corner being a little yes man
Seb: might as well
Seb: jos gives me the creeps
Lewis: yeah, nico has said similar
Seb: did you shut him down too?
Lewis: no, i trusted his judgement and agreed that at the right time we should deal with him appropriately
Lewis: because we're in a healthy fucking relationship
Seb: i sorry lewis
Seb: i just hate the funeral
Seb: and i hate that jos is in charge
Seb: not only is michael gone, but his son is too
Lewis: none of us could've seen it coming, mick was pretty discreet
Seb: but i promised michael, i promised him that i would always be there for mick. no matter what happened to him, mick would have someone to love him and take care of him even if his father was gone
Seb: but now theyve both dissapeared
Seb: and ive failed
Lewis: seb
Lewis: we've all failed, but that doesnt mean we stop moving
Lewis: michael wouldn't want his dream to crumble without him here
Seb: but it is
Lewis: no it isnt. i will make sure of it.
Brocedes
3:39am March 4th 2013
Nico: i fucking hate australia
Nico: and i personally feel like we should get rid of the entire continent
Lewis: ?
Lewis: nico its three in the morning
Nico: i dont care what time it is for you, i need you to come and get me away from australia
Lewis: i think you can survive
Nico: survive??
Nico: im with a sebastian vettel who thinks every bush he looks at will contain michael schumcher like some fucked up game of hide and seek and a prepubescent verstappen clone who has said maybe three words
Nico: i cannot survive like this.
Lewis: i cant help you man im in spain right now
Nico: why the hell are you in spain?
Nico: ive been gone for two fucking days
Lewis: jos is certainly spreading his resources thin
Nico: i dont like it
Lewis: neither do i
Lewis: im treating it like a recruitment mission more than recon though,
Lewis: your welcome
Nico: thats actually a good idea
Nico: im sure any poor soul in this place will be happy to come to monaco
Lewis: not if thats your sales pitch
Lewis: try to be less insulting to the australian people
Nico: what the hell do you want me to do?
Lewis: just dont be calling their country a hellscape?
Nico: but it is!
Lewis: oh my god
Lewis: first fernando now you
Nico: what about fernando
Lewis: jos put us together on a team
Nico: …
Nico: is he trying to kill you or what?
Lewis: I don't know anymore
Nico: here how about we try to find recruits, and whoever finds the one that pisses jos off most wins
Lewis: hm
Lewis: wins what?
Nico: dinner?
Lewis: with some us time afterwards?
Nico: mhm
Lewis: alright
Lewis: i agree to your terms
Nico: may the man whos more annoying win
New Groupchat, Multiple Numbers Added
10:56pm March 8th 2013 Lewis Hamilton added Carlos Sainz to the chat
Jos: what is the meaning of this lewis?
Lewis: a new recruit me and nando have found
Fernando: dont call me that
Jos: no
Lewis: yes
Lewis: he is very capable, yes?
Jos: i will not have a sainz in this grid
Jos: we have a reputation
Carlos: im sure youve done enough damage to it that my presence wont matter much
Jos: kick him out raikkonen
Lewis: but we need more bodies correct? carlos has proven himself
Jos: i did not send you on a recruitment mission hamilton
Lewis: but we've lost so much, and you said it yourself
Lewis: we need to replace the bodies we've lost
Jos: i do not like this
Jos: i put sainz on probation
Lewis: wonderful!
Jos: but I will be in charge of his education
Lewis: oh of course
Brocedes
11:00pm March 8th 2013
Nico: your good, ill give you that
Nico: how the hell did you get sainz to agree to work for his fathers enemy?
Lewis: i told him that his objective was to be mildly irritating until jos loses his mind
Nico: ah
Nico: that'll do it
Lewis: good luck ;)
Private Chat (Lewis & Jenson)
11:08pm March 8th 2013
Jenson: your up to something you mad lad
Lewis: whose to say?
Jenson: oh no this isnt critisism
Jenson: im just telling you i know your up to something
Jenson: and that im gonna be enjoying the fuck out of it
Lewis: :)
New Groupchat, Multiple Numbers Added
6:39am March 11th 2013 Nico Rosberg added Daniel Riccardo to the chat
Daniel: hola todos!
Jos: no
Jos: no, no NO.
Jos: absolutely not!
Daniel: whose this grump?
Jos: this "grump" is your SUPERIOR and you will treat me with respect
Daniel: respect has to be earned my friend
Jos: ROSBERG
Jenson: dont burst a blood vessel jos
Jos: not a word out of you button
Jos: ROSBERG
Nico: yes?
Jos: what is the meaning of this
Nico: a new recruit
Jos: YOU ARE NOT ON A RECRUITMENT MISSION
Seb: i like him, and so does max
Jos: not a word out of you either
Jos: this is a blatant disregard of my authority
Nico: we're just following your directive
Jos: FINE!
Jos: NO MORE RECRUITMENTS.
Jos: DOES EVERYONE UNDERSTAND
Nico: alright
Lewis: indeed
Jenson: yuppers
Mark: yes
Seb: mhm
Fernando: si
Jos: are you making fun of me?
Nico: absolutly not
Lewis: we would never
Jenson: not in a million years
Mark: no
Seb: nu-uh
Fernando: si
Jos: go do your jobs, all of you.
Daniel: what about me?
Jos: you
Jos: stop talking
Daniel: consider my lips zipped
Brocedes
6:45am March 11th 2012
Lewis: a bit of a wildcard pick
Nico: yes
Nico: i met him, and my first thought was
Nico: "hes perfect"
Nico: he also gets along with max and seb surprisingly well
Lewis: well i wish you good luck
Nico: you as well
Nico: we're coming in home in like three days
Lewis: we're heading back tonight
Nico: i will be forever happy to be out of this hellscape
Lewis: okay love
Nico: shush
New Groupchat, Multiple Numbers Added
2:42pm July 21st 2013 Daniel Riccardo changed "New Groupchat, Multiple Numbers Added" to "The Apartment Complex"
The Apartment Complex
Daniel: since we all finally have finished moving into the building
Nico H: I mean, we're not really just and apartment complex
Daniel: good point
Daniel Riccardo has changed "The Apartment Complex" to "The 'Apartment' Complex"
The 'Apartment' Complex
Daniel: eh?
Max: nobody cares about this but you
Daniel: aw come on maxie
Jos: all of you shut up
Seb: theyre kids jos
Jos: i do not care if they are ten or one hundred they need to shut up
Jenson: yes because your doing such important work staying in your room all day
Jos: watch it button
The Jos Problem (Secure Line)
3:44am September 14th 2013 Sebastian Vettel created "The Jos Problem"
Seb: Some new evidence has come to light about Jos and you guys are the only ones I can trust to help me do something about it
Daniel: oh?
Nico: shouldn't lewis be in here?
Seb: the only one closer to jos than lewis is max, and hes part of the issue we're discussing
Nico: do you seriously think lewis would rat us out to jos?
Seb: im not saying that, im saying is that theres to much potential for jos to seak a peak on lew's phone and see this gc
Seb: just trust me please, and keep this between us
Nico: …fine
Jenson: whats been going on seb?
Seb: its to do with max
Seb: jos is worse than we ever thought, and we cannot let it continue
END OF ARCHIVED MESSAGES - 2013
2013 ARCHIVE SUMMARY
Summary Written by Lewis Hamilton December 16th 2014
Last Edited April 13th 2015 by Lewis Hamilton
2013 started as a rough transitional period for the entire Grid, losing Michael had killed a lot of faith within the group and within me as I allowed Jos Verstappen (see Verstappen Files, the 2014 Incident Report and Cult of Nurburgring) to rise to power within the Monaco Grid, killing most trust that I would be able to appropriately deal with Jos when he became a threat.
Sebastian refuses to believe that Micheal Schumacher and his son Mick Schumacher (see 2012 Incident Report) are lost. Going on multiple missions to Australia alone and with groups to try and track down Mick Doohan and any trace of the Australian Branch. He has been unsuccessful, and Jos ordered him to stop going to Australia around August/September which may have finally pushed Sebastian to look further into Jos' questionable past.
New recruits Max Verstappen, Carlos Sainz and Daniel Riccardo joined the Grid in the wake of the massive tragedy that befell us in 2012. They have proved themselves beyond Rosberg and I's original expectations of them and have become valuable assets to the Grid, even more so now that Jos is out of power.
Edit 04/13/15: Having made my displeasure at being left out of decision making as great as the measures that were taken with Jos, Sebastian has agreed that he should have included me. Hopefully we can move forward as a whole. We still have much to heal.
END OF SUMMARY
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